12 days of Christmas
by Elspeth Flashman
On the first day of Christmas Flashman gave to me:
A Kyber knife from a Ghazi!!
On the 2nd ... Two duelling pistols
On the 3rd ... Three French corsets
On the 4th ... Four Chinese cushions
On the 5th ... DAMN YOUR EYES!
On the 6th ... Six stocking Garters
On the 7th ... Seven Russian Cannons
On the 8th ... Eight boots with spurs on
On the 9th ... Nine Persian tea pots
On the 10th ... Ten chests of Opium
On the 11th ... Eleven hairbrush handles
On the 12th ... Twelve bells of silver
Scale by Max
First published in the Flashman Society Journal Christmas 2000. To recive the jounral 'Dawns and Departures of a soldiers Life Vol IIII' Join the Flashman Society.
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